Elly Wong: Clubbing Status: RETIRED!

All my friends are climbing over my head now .. Over what? Cause they called me out to club and I happily said a BIG NO to them ..

Guys, guys .. I haven't been clubbing for the past one year now .. My last was during my 22nd Birthday .. I know, I know .. You guys must be thinking why am I not clubbing nowadays .. The reason is that .. I'm just not into it anymore ..

Its not that I don't club anymore but .. I don't have that young vibrant feeling like I used to have few years back .. No mood to club anymore .. And since I'm already reaching the BIG O 23 .. I admit I'm getting a little too old for clubbing already .. Its just me .. I'm the only one who will say that 23 is too old for clubbing ..

When I was just 16, I have always wanted to go clubbing until the extent of sneaking out from my house late at night just to have those booze and some wild nights with my bunch of friends .. Back then, there were many happening clubs .. And being a normal teenager .. Of course I'm wild and naughty .. Who you think I was when I was a teenager? A goody-goody two shoes?? NO .. Everyone who wants to club and wants to cari kaki, definitely they will come find me ..

Of all the years I went clubbing, I only got really wasted .. And I mean really wasted once .. It is still so clear in my head what happened that night .. It was my farewell organized by my buddies before me leaving for Australia .. It was at the then happening Rush Club at PJ .. My friends opened I don't know how many bottles of Chivas .. Beginning it was normal .. Glass after glass .. Still nothing .. Considering of all the glasses I drank was on the rock .. I think I had at least 8 to 10 glasses .. I danced all the way .. Then, my friend asked me to accompany her to the restroom .. Suddenly in the restroom, as soon as I saw the sink, I ran to it like I had just saw my long lost brother and .. WASTED!! I don't wanna describe the whole situation as it can get kinda disgusting that I'm afraid you might puked right away as soon as you read it ..

After the whole ordeal, I sat slumped lifeless on the sofa .. I didn't move an inch as I was really wasted .. Whatever happened after that 15 minutes, it was totally filtered and erased from my memory .. After charging up my battery, I am back on my two feet again but this time .. I was really drunk .. I went into sexy dance mode with my friends and if I'm not mistaken, I even did that with strangers .. Then going home time .. As I was waiting for my friend to get his car, I puked again right at THE RUSH signboard outside the club .. Onlookers looked at me like, "OMFG!! She just puked!! WASTED!!" But my wasted was still okay .. From my experienced, I have seen people who are wasted and I mean really f*%$ing WASTED .. Some even have to be carried away in a TROLLEY .. Cause they were too wasted that they can't even stand .. So after that night, my friends were like complaining on how wasted and crazy I was .. To make matter worse, I had hangovers for 2 freakin' days!! And so I vowed from that day onwards, I will never make myself drunk again EVER!! The most I get is just being tipsy .. But now I am well-known among my friends as a great drinker .. It means I CAN REALLY DRINK! Skill improvement .. Giggle ..

But now .. I'm no longer into clubbing .. Being a good girl who only the most will go to pubs to have a drink or two .. I just don't have the mood to club anymore .. And there are no more happening clubs like they used to have back in those days .. I will only go clubbing if its for a special occasions .. Other than that guys, don't bother calling me okay .. You will only get rejection from me .. So guys .. please don't hound me just because I don't go clubbing .. And just because I'm feeling that I am finally growing old and admitting it .. I'm not like you guys, "Ohh the night is still young!" .. Have mercy on me ok .. Spare me ..!

Some down memory lane photos of my clubbing years ..